I feel like I am writing one of those get to know you things (which are probably the best thing ever) and that I should tell everyone that I am a real funny guy or that I like to eat apples after I eat a pice of toast or something. In all honesty, I am not funny. I'm not funny at all...3 times maybe, but whatever...I don't want to talk about it.

So I've been told I sit on a throne of lies. I'd tell you it's true but how would you know that I'm not lying? The fact is that I just tell lies to make myself seem more interesting, but really...I never say anything that isn't so bizarre you actually believe it right? If you did I'm sorry...I was just trying to be entertaining.

The truth is that I am just a human in a sea of people...what is the population of the Earth now? Might as well be infinite. If I said "hello" to 5 new people every day it would take me more than 300,000 years to to do it! Since I'm probably not going to last that long...even though I am Vampire...it just goes to show how many people there are. It just makes me wonder if there is anyone out there exactly like me...

Ok, so depite what I said before I just now decided that it's not possible. I'm basing all of this on my gut...and genetic variability. But mostly my gut...ok it's like 55% to 45% right now, so not all on my gut, but you get the idea.

In reality I'm just waiting for my finger tips to dry out so I can play my guitar...I really hate when my calluses come off because I'm too hasty to play. I love playing the guitar, but mostly I love singing songs of my own make and flavor.

Anyway, I feel they are adequately dry now so I'll write again some other day. I'll probably write about love because I figure almost anyone can relate to love in some way (even if you are full of hate...which I just call devoid of love in which case you need more and should probably read what I say).

Cheers...

Prince of Norway